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We, the folks of Boondockistan, in order to form a cooler country, establish Toby Keith style justice, ensure roommate
tranquility, provide for the common defense against the University of Delaware, promote the general welfare of ourselves,
and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity (haha we said posterity), do ordain and establish this
Redneck Republic of Boondockistan.
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